The tidings platinum connotes sumptuosity , influence , perks , the life style of a jetsetter . And now , the collapse of a beer pong board flipped over , drowning out the vomit - groan of the girl next to you . BudweiserPlatinumis upon us .
Although back in my college days , Keystone Light was the basement ambrosia of selection , Bud Light is likely the American Au monetary standard for facile binge drinking . Bud and luminance are both well-disposed words ! So let ’s drink them . But there ’s just one trouble : steady Bud Light only has a paltry 4.2 % intoxicant by volume , and even Bud “ impenetrable ” has a mere 5 % .
Bud Platinum has 6 % ABV . re Chalkboard for your reckoner . say it again . Yes — the same gustation of mediocrity and regret , now impregnate with more visual sense - blurring , shirt - removing power . So , come January , the next time you need to black out , text your x - girlfriend saying she ’s a bitch , and then perforate a hole in the wall , you ’ll be able-bodied to do it Platinum Style . [ HuffPoviaFoodBeast ]
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