Fairy Commits Suicide Rather Than Play With Little Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7vq3AC6Ezo

drear , little Emily . possibly if you had just think a little bit harder , your make fresh poove toy would n’t have felt compelled to throw herself directly into a fire . Now Tinkerbell will have to make the necessary funeral arrangements . Well , all except the cremation …

calculate , I get laid the fact that I ’ve posted a clip from America ’s Funniest Video here , and it will be an eternal blight on my soul . But I simply could not pass up the opportunity to pen that newspaper headline . I trust you may understand .