A 47 - year - quondam man named David Burgert is thefocus of a federal manhuntin Montana after he initiate a gunfight with Missoula County sheriff ’s deputy on Sunday , and then fled into the Lolo National Forest .
Burgert , a “ survivalist , ” was a member of a Montanaterrorist grouping squall Project 7 , and drop time in prison house for creating a government hit lean . Oh , distressing ! He was part of a “ militia ” group . Burgert ’s a fat , mustached blank dude who wear fanny pack ( and belike jean shorts ) and once planned to assassinate local politicians and wage war against the National Guard , so he ’s an “ ex - militia loss leader , ” not a terrorist . It ’s funny how sealed word are so loaded , is n’t it ?
And this somehow did n’t tip anyone off :
Last week , he was stopped by the Montana Highway Patrol for a impress rape . He told patrolmen then “ he was n’t survive to be taken down like last fourth dimension ” and that “ it would take a SWAT team ” to convey him in , [ Missoula County Undersheriff Mike ] Dominick said .
vocalise like Burgert has chosen the “ suicide by copper ” way out . Now , supplant “ David Burgert ” in any of the articles on the manhunt with , say , a non - white dude sounding name and … shazam ! You ’ve got an international terrorism sensitive alimentation frenzy .
Montana
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